Our mission statement

We like boots quite a lot. In fact, that's all we sell. In fact, we don't really sell boots. In fact, this site is all a ploy to waste your time looking at fake boots! We actually don't have a mission statement, and if we did, it would be something along the lines of wasting your time. If you're still reading this, we are successfully acccomplishing our goal of wasting all of your time. Even after making you aware of the complete aimlessness of this entire statement, you're probably STILL reading it. So thanks! And please buy some boots.